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Category:	Blonde jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	59

Joke:	A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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