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| In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?A: She still hasnt gotten all the hair off her tongue.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.... more | |
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| Q.What are the worst six years in a blondes life?A: Third Grade.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why dont blondes eat bananas?A1: They cant find the zipper.A2: They cant find the pull tab.... more |
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