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| A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator."Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde r... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!... more | |
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| Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why couldnt the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didnt know which one came first!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.... more | |
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| What did the blondes mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?"Just flush it like everybody else does."... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black coffee.... more | |
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| Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.... more |
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