| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.... more
| | 2. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the f... more
| | 3. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldnt figure out who the other mother was.... more
| | 4. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.... more
| | 5. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?A: None, as usual... and they most likely didnt understand them either.... more
| | 6. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."... more
| | 7. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!... more
| | 8. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a time and th... more
| | 9. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black coffee.... more
| | 10. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.... more
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