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| Q: What kinds of people dont get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!... more | |
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| Q: Why couldnt the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didnt know which one came first!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was r... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?A: So they dont get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I dont know?" whenever you ask them a question.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.So she began to write a not... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.... more |
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