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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blondes friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?" | | | |
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