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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 45 | | | | Joke: | Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. | | | |
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