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Category:Blonde jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
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Joke:One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
 
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