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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 62 | | | | Joke: | One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!" | | | |
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