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| What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACYs wrong!"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who dont drink!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the hig... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a time and th... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"The blonde repli... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the ladys 78-yearold daughter... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?... more |
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