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| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She fol... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and dro... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighb... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?A: So you dont have to retrain them every Monday.... more |
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