| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worl... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters."Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?""My names Tex, officer," said the cowboy." eh?" said the police o... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I aint got no use for them. I cant even find anyplace to get my... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | It's the time of the Old West.
A citizen of the town comes running into the saloon and screams, "Big Bad Bart is coming! Big Bad Bart is coming! We gotta get outta town."
Everyone gets up in a hurry and takes off as fast as they can,... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop... more
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