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| How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!... more | |
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| While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"The blonde repli... more | |
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| Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasnt used to the front seat!... more | |
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| One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can dri... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.... more | |
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| Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.... more | |
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| How do you kill a blonde?Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer... more | |
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| Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.... more | |
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| Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A. You can park in the handicap zone.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.... more |
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