| 1. | Category: Blind jokes  | | A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and s... more
| | 2. | Category: Blind jokes | | Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... more
| | 3. | Category: Blind jokes  | | There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he... more
| | 4. | Category: Blind jokes | | Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldnt be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?... more
| | 5. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?A: Answering the stapler.... more
| | 6. | Category: Blind jokes  | | A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if Im in the shower. Send him in."The blind man walks... more
| | 7. | Category: Blind jokes | | The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled... more
| | 8. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... more
| | 9. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: What do you call a blind German?A: A Not See (Nazi)... more
| | 10. | Category: Blind jokes | | A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked t... more
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