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| | Category: | Blind jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 46 | | | | Joke: | Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Blind jokes  | | There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he... more
| | 2. | Category: Blind jokes | | An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didnt move. Then the farmer... more
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| | 5. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more
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| | 9. | Category: Blind jokes | | A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my rele... more
| | 10. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... more
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