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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been... more | |
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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.... more | |
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more | |
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.... more | |
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more | |
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| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing you, maam, he said politely, but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Ive noticed that every day you... more | |
| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more | |
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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more | |
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| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, Use this all over yourself and think of me.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more |
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