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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more | |
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more | |
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!... more | |
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.... more | |
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more | |
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more | |
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more | |
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| How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more | |
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more | |
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more |
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