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| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more | |
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more | |
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more | |
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been... more | |
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| Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!... more | |
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| What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... more | |
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more | |
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| Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!... more | |
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more | |
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more |
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