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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more | |
| 2. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more | |
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more | |
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| What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!... more | |
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| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more | |
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade."... more | |
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| What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... more | |
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| Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more |
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