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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more | |
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| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more | |
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been... more | |
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more | |
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more | |
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| How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more | |
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more | |
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more | |
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more | |
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more |
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