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| Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more | |
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| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more | |
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more | |
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more | |
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more | |
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.... more | |
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.... more | |
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| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.... more | |
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| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more | |
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more |
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