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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more | |
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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.... more | |
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| Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... more | |
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more | |
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| A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finall... more | |
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been... more | |
| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more | |
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more | |
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more |
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