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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose. | | | |
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