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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more | |
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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more | |
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more | |
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| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more | |
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| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, Use this all over yourself and think of me.... more | |
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| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, maam," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Ive noticed that every day y... more | |
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!... more | |
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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more | |
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| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didnt you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!... more |
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