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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mums too frightened hell break it! | | | |
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