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Category:	Birthday jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didnt you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

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