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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more | |
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.... more | |
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| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more | |
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| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. Ive been... more | |
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| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think thats possible. Oh, yes it is - Im nine today.... more | |
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade."... more | |
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| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type Happy Birthday... more | |
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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more | |
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more | |
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more |
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