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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.... more | |
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| A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its my birthday! he hollered. And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon theres to be a party with crisps a... more | |
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade."... more | |
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more | |
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more | |
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!... more | |
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more | |
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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more | |
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more | |
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| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to say!... more |
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