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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more | |
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more | |
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf-raising flour, of course.... more | |
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more | |
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean Ghoul-di-locks!... more | |
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more | |
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wizard of Ooze!... more | |
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more | |
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more |
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