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| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first plac... more
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| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist.The mamma... more
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| 4. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?... more
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| 5. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, "Whats the matter?"The young biologist said, "They put me in the sa... more
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| 6. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| 8. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more
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| 9. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had pro... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree... more
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