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| A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the fron... more
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| A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us.""Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?""Oh, the stork brought... more
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| A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long enough so one botanist stands on the shoulders of the other and attempts to extend the tape to the... more
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| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in th... more
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| 5. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.... more
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| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened."You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "Whats th... more
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| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more
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| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, "Whats the matter?"The young biologist said, "They put me in the sa... more
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