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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more | |
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its imagination.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.... more | |
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Havent you seen a film calle... more | |
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly dont match.... more |
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