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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Havent you seen a film calle... more | |
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more | |
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more | |
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.... more | |
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more |
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