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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a crane strong enough to lift her face!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more | |
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more |
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