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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.... more | |
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more | |
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more | |
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.... more | |
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more | |
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its imagination.... more | |
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more | |
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more | |
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more |
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