| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A regular at Bobs Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?""Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight li... more
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| The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squ... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet."Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks as... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that its a bag that tells you when youve drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? Ive... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "Ill bet you $10 hell jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he wont," said th... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more
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