| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she br... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Arent you the father... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when hes done he bends do... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid hes goin to die." "Shure, an why would he be dyin?" asked the other. "Ah, hes gotten so thin. Youre thin enough, and Im th... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "Whatll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "Thatll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I dont owe y... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... What did you do that for!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "Im sorry. I thought yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. Hi... more
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