| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the mans friend... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Geor... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive bee... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.You see, youre playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "Youre... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general sp... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. Hi... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she br... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when hes done he bends do... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more
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