| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, dont you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outs... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesnt wan... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing... more
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| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.You see, youre playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "Youre... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, Id see four!" The bar... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at t... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont know?" So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"... more
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