| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marleys head."How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how bout making it... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Arent you the father... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, dont you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outs... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pu... more
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