| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 hes willing to bet anyone who says he cant. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow OMal... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "Scuse me," said another... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| What happened when the barman died?The police held an inn-quest... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of m... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that its a bag that tells you when youve drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? Ive... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, thats tough," he replied. "Then in Jul... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, sh... more
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