| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont know?" So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"... more
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| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drin... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "Ill have a glass of blood," the first replied. "Ill have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "Ill hav... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Geor... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second fl... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspa... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll ya have?" he asked."Oh, I dont know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.So the husband ordered a couple of Jack D... more
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| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."... more
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| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!... more
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