| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the babys bedroom is still on fire.... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wan... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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