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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of anything other than horse racing?"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more | |
| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally... more | |
| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Whe... more | |
| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more |
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