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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more | |
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| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more | |
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more | |
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally... more | |
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| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more | |
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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more | |
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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more | |
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more | |
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| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more | |
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."... more |
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