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| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more | |
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more | |
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."... more | |
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more | |
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| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more | |
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more | |
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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more | |
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more | |
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Whe... more |
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