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| | Category: | Baby jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 48 | | | | Joke: | A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think youre doing?" she demanded. "Im just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath." | | | |
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