| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  | | What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
| | 2. | Category: Baby jokes | | Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins""Thats funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading the three musketeers and she ga... more
| | 3. | Category: Baby jokes | | What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
| | 4. | Category: Baby jokes | | Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
| | 5. | Category: Baby jokes | | Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The elephants!... more
| | 6. | Category: Baby jokes | | Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
| | 7. | Category: Baby jokes | | What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
| | 8. | Category: Baby jokes | | Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
| | 9. | Category: Baby jokes | | Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
| | 10. | Category: Baby jokes | | Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnnys pa... more
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