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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" | | | |
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