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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 52 | | | | Joke: | "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say maam," said the pilot, "is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!" | | | |
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